So the ladies want to know what the fuzz is about ''The beard gang''. I'll tell them this, The beard gang is everything. It is manhood. It is the soul . Not to exaggerate but this is the mathematical formula for joining the beard gang
Beard gang = Get a babe
Beard gang = Get laid
Even if you cross multiply it still gives the same result..lol
Now lets be serious.....
Imagine walking into a room full of men with beards and you on the other hand your chin is as dry as a desert. Oh boy, that one nah savage played in action. It has happened to me so i'll tell you how it feels like. You remember that feeling in your primary school when your teacher starts to discipline you with a cane but because you have girls around, you decide to chest the pain and instead you disgrace yourself by peeing on yourself. You remember that feeling yea! it is the most embarrassing feeling of all time and that was how i felt. After that experience i decided to join gang.
This decision is one of the best decisions I've ever made in my life because i feel, act and i am addressed like a man. This scores the saying "Dress the way you want to be addressed".
There's definitely something about a man who walks into a room of men and gets a stare because he has just appeared with a beard so full and well-kept that the men begin to feel like boys. It is not only and awesome feeling but it is a beauty to behold. The secret about this beauty is having it well-groomed because you don't want to be seen like a mad man that just lost his bearings In today's society, some will still disagree that growing your beards is an added physical characteristics that separates men from boys. Growing your breads shows a lot of manly characteristics including you not being afraid of being a manly man. I'll say i have hyped the beard gang so much. Yes! because it has become a very important wear in this century. Don't be surprised if you don't get a job because you don't have breads. Believe it or not but it is very possible. The fact that we haven't head any story yet doesn't mean it hasn't happened. Having beards is awesome but growing it involves a set of trials and tribulations and it takes a tough individual to join that gang. Although, i believe the beard lifestyle is not for everyone because a large part of successfully growing it depends on genetics.
Here are tips for those genetics have permitted to join the beard gang
Choose a style you should know that beards come in varying styles so your choice will depend on your jaw profile and genes. The are three level of maintenance involved; I) the high maintained 2) the low maintained 3)the no maintenance I'll strongly advise that if you don't have so much time on your hands and you don't have patience please do not choose the high maintenance style. Biko! it is not for you if you don't want to end up looking like a beggar. Kindly go for either the low maintenance or no maintenance because for this beard style you won't stress much.
Here are a couple of beard names
Beard shampoo and conditioner is a necessity In other to avoid irritation which comes as a result of change i.e not shaving. Your skin dead cells that is trapped in between your facial hair needs to be washed properly with shampoo and conditioner. This will replenish natural oils and thus prevent irritation. Do not use regular scalp hair shampoo to wash your beards. It can intensify irritation.
Brush to Groom You'll need your special beard comb because it will be an eye sore to leave your beard to fend for itself. Brushing your beard will train your hair in the right direction and distribute conditioning oils for maximum effect. For your trimming, brush the hairs outwards. It will show you areas that needs trimming.
You should know when to trim. Many guys take charge of their own beard maintenance, not trusting the care of their beards to anyone not even a barber. Most beard gang men get their own beard trimmer and learn to use it. (tip: while trimming, start from the ears down to your neck in order to keep a nice level and even length throughout).
Be careful of your eating pattern I don't mean dieting, i mean ensuring you eat in a pattern that you don't leave the table with particles of food on your beard. It is downright disgusting. If you have decided to follow the beard gang, you might have to watch out for food like okra soup. The imagination is even unbearable just learn your best eating pattern and save us the horror.